Season 1

Cartman gets an Anal Probe-  Aliens invade South Park and abduct Ike and Cartman they give Cartman An Anal Probe which makes him fart fire.

Rating: 9

How Kenny Dies:   Shot by Aliens laser trammpled by cows and run over by officar Barbrady.

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Weight Gain 4000-   Cartman cheats on a writing contest and wins.  Kathy Lee Gifford comes to town to award Cartman his prize.  With Kathy Lee Gifford coming to town Mr. Garrison is reminded by Mr. Hat of what pain and suffering Kathy Lee Gifford has caused him and he has decided to attempted to kill Kathy Lee Gifford.

Rating: 10

How Kenny Dies:   Shoot by Mr.   Garrison then Catipaulted through the flagpole.

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Volcano-  A volcano erupts near South Park while the boys are on a camping trip.

Rating: 7

How Kenny Dies:   Shot by Ned

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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride-   Stans Gay Dog runs away to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sancuary.  Stan comes looking for his dog and takes a boatride where he learns the wonders of gayness.

Rating: 6

How Kenny Dies:   Decapetated during a football game against middle park.

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An Elephant makes Love to a Pig-  The Boys try to make a Pig size Elephant.

Rating: 8

How Kenny Dies:   Thrown into the microwave by Stans Evil clone.

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Death-  The boys parents leave town to protest Tereance and Phillip.  While their gone Stans Grampa tries to pesuade the Boys to kill him.

Rating: 9

How Kenny Dies:   Touched by Death

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Pink Eye-  During Haloween South Park is infested with Zombies.

Rating: 10

How Kenny Dies:   The Space Station Mirror lands on him, Sawed in half by Kyle, Crushed by various objects.

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Damian-  The fight of Eternity between Jesus and Satin.
Rating: 6

How Kenny Dies:   Shot by Jimbo.

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Starvin Marvin-   The Boys trie to get a Free Sportswatch but insead a Starving Eithiopion is brought to them.  When the aggency realizes their mistake they accidentily take Cartman.

Rating: 9

How Kenny Dies:   Eaten by Mutant Turkeys

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Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo-   A piece of shit saves Christmas.

Rating: 10

How Kenny Dies:   Doesn't die

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Toms Rhinoplasty-   Mr.  Garrison gets a nose job and while he's gone he's replaced by a beautiful substitute teacher but theres only one problem, shes a lesbian.  The boy's think she's so beautiful they try to become lesbians.

Rating: 7

How Kenny Dies:   The supstitute throws a knife that hits Kenny.

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Mecha Streisand-   Barbra Streisand joins two triangles and becomes Mecha Stresand.

Rating: 3

How Kenny Dies:   He strangles him selk in a teatherball cord.

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Cartmans mom is  a Dirty Slut-  Cartman searches for his real father.  When he discovers it could be anyone he pays Mephesto 3,000 that the boys won from americas stupidest home videos dollars to do d.n.a. tests to find his Father.

Rating: 7

How Kenny Dies:   Runover by a train

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Season 2

Not without my Anus-  Tearence and Phillip half an hour special.

Rating: 6

How Kenny Dies:   N/A

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Cartman Mom is a Hermaphrodite-  Cartman discovers who his Father is.

Rating: 6

How Kenny Dies:   Connects wires to give Hospitol electricity.

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Ikes Wee Wee- The School counsoler gets fired because he passed out majauana to the children.  Kyle sends Ike on a train because his mom and Dad our going to cut off his wee wee.

Rating: 8

How Kenny Dies:   Falls into a grave and a tombstone falls on him

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